World War Six Million

Book excerpt: The trumpets sound six million times in this wonderful exaggeration of pushing war to the brink. Mankind tends to repeat itself over and over again, but what would the world be like after six million mistakes? Bombs boom in your head as your imagination gives way to this beautiful bloody massacre of crispy cannon fodder. With monumental heroes and precious little limbs that can't help but be blown off on the battlefield. You'll be sure to find your resolution of violence in this redundant atrocity of what it is to fight for peace. With too many sex jokes to count, and a son you nursed to health from a lonely piece of ocean driftwood. You'll find yourself wishing you found this book sooner. You might even end up sarcastically skipping through fields of joyous bloodshed in a euphoric trance induced by the war machine. Because sometimes you never know what war can bring you, and other times maybe war is what makes us feel alive. Either way you'll be sure to be blown to bits and out of proportion in this wacky Wednesday of a travesty. Because sometimes war comes at the worst possible times, and other times it seems to never stop and become the new norm. So pack your chin in and gather your friends, for this one stop shop on a bus wagon into the dragon's den of over the top cartoon warfare.