To Tell A Tale Or Two

Book excerpt: This book has approximately forty thousand words in it. These words are separated into dozens and dozens of short stories, vignettes, and poems. These dozens and dozens of short stories, vignettes, and poems consist of a variety of themes. These themes include stupidity, love, fate, stupidity, life, death, uneducated opinions, and more stupidity. The good thing about this book is that if you dislike one story then all you have to do is turn the page and a brand new one will be waiting right there for you. Kenneth hopes this vague description is captivating enough to get you to buy it. In a nutshell, if you end up purchasing this book filled with weak and idle themes then Kenneth would just like to thank you and say goodnight unto you all. Kenneth is not afraid of Shakespeare suing him for using his lines because, well, you know, he’s dead.