The Zonbi Conspiracy

Book excerpt: "A vampire, a werewolf and a zombie walk into a bar. The bartender screams 'Get the hell out of here! Bad joke in motion!'." Matty said. "We could sit next to the horse, the priest, the rabbi and the two nuns if the gorilla didn't mind," Rose added. Both erupted into more laughter. "And then we could eat the priest, rabbi and the nuns-convince the gorilla to join us and all ride out of town on the horse; after we had dismembered the bartender, of course. Dibs on the brains, by the way." "Are you really compelled to eat brains?" Life runs slightly different in the Brownstone home of Jareth Archer. A creature disguised as a man with a pair of unique friends to help him in his daily (and nightly) affairs. From the role play fiction generated from 'Vampires-A Dark Alleyway' comes a new set of tales centering on the vampire Carcosian- Vermathrax-rex.