The U-haul Diary

Book excerpt: What do you get if you add twelve ex-girlfriends, four overly involved friends, glow-in-the-dark body paint, Dolly Pardon, Little Richard, a lesbian nemesis, a stripper pole, a casino surveillance tape, a three legged cat, the restroom at the Astrodome, the restroom at the local lesbian bar, the restroom at the Sheriff’s department, Jesus’ gay boyfriend, Bigfoot and a near-death experience with an appropriately attached life changing lesson? The U-haul Diary – aka the story of my dating life. The U-haul Diary is a comedic retelling of my unsuccessful, dysfunctional, sometimes unbelievable, life of dating a wide and varying array of women who have moved in and out of my life (and house). I hope you learn a little, and laugh A LOT!