The Naughty Kids Handbook

Book excerpt: WARNING! DON'T LET YOUR PARENTS GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS BOOK!! 'Don't be naughty!' How many times have you heard that? At home, at school, pretty much everywhere you go, THEY are always telling you 'Don't be naughty' - even when you're not doing anything or bothering anyone at all! So, if THEY all assume that you're going to do something 'naughty' - why not just do it? The Naughty Kid's Handbook teaches you how to pull off all sorts of tricks, from ducking out of PE at school to swerving chores at home or annoying the neighbours - well, THEY never stop complaining about you anyway, do they? You can learn vital skills like how to lie, how to cheat and how to vomit at will to get what you want, and to get away with it. THEY think you are going to be naughty, so BE NAUGHTY - just don't get caught!