The Funny Life of Teachers

Book excerpt: Uncover the ridiculously funny life teachers (and some things that have nothing to do with teachers but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. This book will have hilarious answers to your burning questions about all kinds of teachers, from the old and nasty ones to the smelly and huge ones, and the extraordinary things they do when they're not in the classroom, like roll around on the carpet, eat a humongous cake, and cast spells. This snot-inducingly funny book will also function as a trusty survival guide to school years. Learn why you should carry an emergency banana with you at all times, how to fart in class silently without pooing yourself, and how to catapult yourself to school by building a medieval style trebuchet in your back garden! But be warned - this is NOT a normal book. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in between. Whichever way you read it, look no further for fantastic real-life teacher facts, incredibly funny illustrations, imaginary stories, and an impossibly silly read!