The Dmv . . . Asleep at the Wheel

Book excerpt: Everyone in the world knows DMV means poor service. Now you can get an inside look at what creates that culture of: Its not my money, I dont care. Mariam, The Mighty, immigrated to America leaving behind a culture of shortage and conservation vs the shock of abundance and waste. Her Mom did the unthinkable, she recycled matches. yes matches. Stop the waste is the message from The Author. She describes a collection of hilarious situations where the DMV has spent money on things which are unnecessary or extravagant like a $60,000 crossing guard to help adult DMV Employees cross between 2 connected buildings! DMVs janitor vs the donkey cart in Egypt! DMV State of The Art Scanners and Egyptian Ancient Technology, what do they have in common?!! The Killer KeyboardThe Hall of MirrorsCommitting Hairy ChairyBumper ChairsTrash Talking...It is snowing at DMV Eatin Your Taxes! WHOS HUNGRY!!!! Best potlucks ever at the DMV!!! and more stories DMV doesnt want you to know. The book will illustrate the problems while you laugh your . Off! This is a book of ALL TRUE stories which sheds light on the waste in a comical way. Sometimes, it only takes a match in the dark to spark a revolution.