The Devil's Guide to Feminist Victimhood

Book excerpt: Are you a woman who feels like you've been oppressed by the patriarchy? Did your boss question your emotional outburst today? Do you believe men are out to get you? If so, this book is for you! Discover the secrets to embracing your victimhood, getting even with the men who wronged you, and taking control of your life! In this revolutionary guide, you'll learn how to: - Use your tears to manipulate men and avoid responsibility - Create a winning strategy to destroy your spouse's life in divorce court - Master the fine art of false accusations to ruin innocent men's reputations - Avoid the burden of working a full-time job by leveraging government handouts - Exploit the gynocratic education system to leave boys behind and dominate academia - Double down on your emotional instability to ensure a lifelong dependence on anti-depressants - Capitalize on your motherly instincts to betray the sisterhood and steal resources from the coven - Harness the power of social media to cancel and ostracize non-compliant men Don't let those pesky men hold you back anymore! If you want to embrace your inner witch and take control of your life, then buy this book today!