The Big Book of Sex Quotes

Book excerpt: "When authorities remind you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."--Matt Groening (The Simpsons). Prudes beware: there are no repressive authorities or censors here. From Aphrodisiacs to Rude Food, Virginity to Viagra, these 1001 unexpurgated sex quotes--divided into 75 categories--are too good to keep under cover. As with every volume in the popular "Big Book" series, the seductive array of material covers a wide span, and nothing is too hot to handle. Some are fresh off the press: "Study Finds Sex-Pregnancy Link" trumpets one newspaper headline. (Who knew?) Others come from our finest comic geniuses, such as Woody Allen's "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." Whether it's Mae West's sassy "To err is human--but it feels divine" or Andy Warhol's surprising "Sex is the biggest nothing of all time," these are entertaining and amazing.