It's the Great Dragon, Molly Brown

Book excerpt: What’s that sound? What was that flash of scales? Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bat! It’s a ghost! Oh, Great Goddess with green googly eyes, it’s the Great Dragon, Molly Brown! It’s time! It’s time! The most glorious time of the year! Fall! Halloween! Samhain! And… drum roll, please… The Brown Family Pumpkin Patch Pick-A-Beauty and Win a Jack-O-Lantern for Life Party-stravaganza. This is gonna be the best ev… whoooooooa! What the heck just happened? What was that noise? Is there a perpetrator in my Pumpkin Patch? Was that the sound of a gourd smugglin’ son of gun messin’ with my babies? Oh, hell no! I am Molly Brown. Hear me roar. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with my punkins. With Cleo on my shoulder and my trusty Wand back in the house, this Keeper of the Sacred Pumpkin is on the case. No way, no how is anyone gonna rain on my parade. But if it’s who I think it is, he's seriously got some 'splainin' to do.