Fuck You, Sudoku

Book excerpt: Warning: Profane language! If you are easily offended, do not buy or use this book! On the other hand, if you are in for a bit of fun, welcome! This book is a sudoku prank. Perhaps you have a friend who is obsessed with sudoku? If they are not easily offended and if they don't mind some profane and obscene language, this book could be a perfect gift for them! There are 100 sudoku puzzles in this book; a few of them have additional rules which are not explained; some of them are just darn hard to solve; some are ok, but there are coffee stains all around; or, the digits in the puzzle are not centered correctly. You know, the kind of stuff that would annoy someone who is a sudoku-addict. Oh... and I nearly forgot... beneath each puzzle there is a dirty pick-up line. We do not discriminate on gender or sexual preferences, so there is a bit for everyone regardless of their orientation. Again: rude, obscene, inappropriate language included!