ET Visitors Speak, Volume Two

Book excerpt: For those of you who have always wanted to meet somebody completely different, here is your opportunity. This book contains the continuing adventures of visitors to planet Earth. In a strange sense, you might include yourself as one of these, as humans do not really claim the title of full-time, permanent Earth citizens. So when you're reading this book, think about it as if you were visiting from another planet. What would you say in reaction to the local population -- their habits and so on? Put yourself in the picture so this isn't just a meaningless travel log from various beings you don't know and may never meet. Make it personal this time, because the time is coming -- maybe even in some of your lifetimes -- when you might just meet one of those extraterrestrials on another planet. So you might as well practice now and get your lines down right.