America's Dumbest Criminals
Author | : Daniel Butler |
Publisher | : HarperChristian + ORM |
Total Pages | : 173 |
Release | : 1995-09-29 |
ISBN-10 | : 9781418558796 |
ISBN-13 | : 1418558796 |
Rating | : 4/5 (96 Downloads) |
Book excerpt: 100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals. WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together. The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener