Alien Hermit's Bride

Book excerpt: Trombir My breeding phase takes me by surprise, leaving me desperately in need of a wife before I lose my chance at a family. The only problem? I live on a remote mountain, on a primitive colony planet completely devoid of women. So I order a bride and pray the female I marry is worth the trouble I've gone through. Divine Stolen from Earth, sold, trained as a companion and dressed to kill, I've gone through a lot to get where I am. I've been promised luxury, I've been promised lazy days, fine wine and servants. Somehow I end up on a planet without running water, married to a male covered in dirt, and living in a shack. If Trombir thinks I'm giving up on the life of a spoiled concubine to be his wife, he's got another thing coming