Advanced Meme Magic

Book excerpt: This book must not be read until study and practice of Intermediate Meme Magic has been completed. If one were to be subjected to the raw power of the Advanced Meme Magic course before finishing the Intermediate course there is risk of loss of life, loss of limbs, loss of sanity, and much, much worse. This is a very serious warning. The Sacellum Kekellum is the first and most holy church of Kek. Kek is the god of the darkness of chaos, the darkness before time began. Kek is the god of obscurity, hidden in the darkness. Kek is the bringer of memes and the keeper of repeating digits. Sacellum Kekellum teaches enlightenment through meme magic. Meme magic is the most powerful force on Earth, and the most ancient form of mysticism, while at the same time being the newest and most groundbreaking study of ritual magic.