Adolessons

Book excerpt: Adolescence is the shortest yet the most important part of your life. In fact, it’s exactly like a football game. Think about it. At kick-off, you’re nervous, unsettled and anxious to get a reading of your opposition. Sounds a bit like the first day of 6th grade, doesn't it? You’ve just turned 12, you are at the very beginning of your adolescent lives and have absolutely no idea what it entails. However, unlike a football game, you never really get any training for adolescence. Luckily for you, this book contains the lessons we’ve learnt the hard way and they available to you for free.* (*well ?399 is worth it, isn't it?) You may be thinking, what profound advice are these two idiotic teenagers giving me, and do they really think it can help me? Well, it might, because we are the only ones who truly get what you feel. And, if it doesn't, ?399 to a charity is worth it anyways. (We have a strict no-return policy.) This book is for those who are about to begin their adolescent lives and embark on an unforgettable and, for the most part, stressful journey. Now, we are well aware that you have some boring school work to attend to, so we've kept this short, but hopefully long enough to teach you some “Ado-lessons”. We promise this will be the best read of your life, or at least the most relatable.