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Book excerpt: Linda Cullen, one of Canada's funniest women, gives you the best of her weekly columns. Here's what some of her many devoted readers have said; "I pick up the 24Hrs every day on my way to work and I gotta say...you are hilarious (Although I'm sure you are told that all the time)! I'm a fan! All the Best Alex" "I have been meaning to email you ever since I started reading 24 Hours as you are so hilarious. No matter what kind of a crappy day it is, after reading your column I feel 100% better. Tracy" "This email is long overdue - I'm a huge fan of yours...absolutely love reading your articles - missing them on Wednesdays is not an option. Based on the truth but mixed with humour. I suddenly realized I'm not the only one who enjoys reading your articles - traveling home on the bus this PM I sat next to a lady who started reading your column today, "The Duck Whisperer" - well this woman was laughing so loud that tears were beginning to roll down her face...she had to stop reading to compose herself. I smiled and turned to her and said, "Her columns are great aren't they?" She simply nodded her head, wiped her tears and continued reading. Keep them coming Linda...they're greatttt! Diane"