Don't Lose It, Use It! Practical Uses for Your Postpartum Belly

Book excerpt: DON'T LOSE IT, USE IT! You don't need to worry anymore about your flabby belly after childbirth. This humorous instruction book will help you to laugh and appreciate your postpartum belly that you just may want to keep forever! With instructions, tips, and funny illustrations, DON'T LOSE IT, USE IT! shows you how you can use your belly for practical uses, revenge, self defense, survival, games, hobbies, dances, and much more! It even describes what NOT to do with your belly. So, don't suck it in! With a little humor and imagination, have some fun with your belly. You just might never want to go back to flat!