The Diary of an Obedient Wife

Book excerpt: 'Wives, submit to your husbands as unto the Lord'... Christian artist Emily King's been married to cycling IT geek Tim for five years when she comes across a list of promises she made when they first walked down the aisle. Crazy promises to be the world's most obedient wife! The problem is, she hasn't kept to any of them. What happens when she has another go? Let Emily take you by the hand and discover her hilarious diary, The Diary of an Obedient Wife. "If Tim said, 'Em, I want you to do jump through this hoop', for no reason whatsoever - would I, even though it's the world's most ridiculous request? It'd only take a minute, so maybe I would? I'd need to step through the hoop though, not leap, as I'm not remotely acrobatic - and if Tim wanted to have the hoop on fire though, surely he would see that that was preposterous (even if there were a crash mat on the other side, or a massive fire extinguisher). I CAN'T JUST DO EVERYTHING HE TELLS ME, CAN I, LORD?