The Crack Head Diet for Beginners

Book excerpt: "If you're going to waste your money another stupid diet book that doesn't work, spend it on this one." Jane Johnson, Diet Guru and Bestselling Author of "How to Stop Being So Fat!" Did you ever wonder why crackheads are all really skinny? Best selling author and comedian, Dr. Brandon Day, spent the past year examining this phenomenon, and it isn't because they do Keto, cut carbs, intermittent fasting, Weight Watchers, or any of those other gimmicky weigh loss plans. Crackheads don't count their steps or have Fitbits. They don't do Pilates, hot yoga, or CrossFit either. Crackheads are all really skinny because they smoke a shit ton of crack. Next to gastric bypass surgery and a few eating disorders, crack is the single greatest weight loss method on the market right now. This book will reframe we as a society look at crack cocaine so we can harness it's hidden potential to give us all the smoking hot beach body you were after. Once you start smoking crack, you'll never have to buy another diet book again! -Body Positive Weekly