Sexy Thai Bar Girls and Me

Book excerpt: Sexy Thai Bar Girls / Sex Adventures / Hookers / Ladyboys / Bars / A Go Gos / Pattaya Freelancers / Walking Street / L. K. Metro / Massage Parlours / Discos / And More (From An Author Who Has Been Living In Pattaya For Ten Years And Still Thinks He's Compos Mentis!)Reviewers have claimed that Finch writes with "apparent lightness and liquidity" and that he is "a true navigator", gifting his readers with a "very well written memoir / travel book". "Sexy Thai Bar Girls And Me / Sex Adventures In Asia", an updated version of "Collected Selected Words", includes everything from before and a bit more from after. Ladyboys fly in, bedevilled punters appear to lament hoodwinkery, James Bond takes that flight back to England on a stretcher, and the opening and closing fiascos are narrated by a soak (in a far worse state than the first) who gives lots of inside information about Pattaya bars, a go gos, ladyboys and more. There is also a Lonely Planet Guide of sorts which chronicles all the best hot night-spots in Pattaya. Beautiful Thai ladies jump out at you and if you survive the first, few pages you will be hooked. Like the Pattaya punter who "loses" his air-ticket home, like the long-stay expat who extends his retirement-visa beyond his death-certificate, you won't be going back in a hurry, and when you've finished the "roller-coaster ride" (aka this book), you'll knock back a couple of Red Bulls and hit the town!