Quote Me the Book of All New Quotes

Book excerpt: Born 8-30-58 in Cleveland Ohio, graduated from Lincoln-West high school in 1977 (Honor Roll), and was on the chess and track team, and started working for the city of Cleveland water dept. in 1977 and retired in 2007. I write short stories, slogans, saying, philosophy, songs, and comedy, restore paintings and comic books, and I can invent almost anything technical. I jog and it seems like I don't age; do to mixing a Dr Jackal and Mr. Hide type concoction when I was 20 years old. My parents are Joseph and Dorothy Bonkowski. I wrote "The secrets of mind reading revealed" (Howell Press), and Casablanca 2 (Unpublished), the Theory of Relativity 2, which expands on Einstein's Theory of Relativity (Only 200 copies printed.) My future plans are to keep on writing, and start a career in comedy. I still have thousands of unpublished quotes and saying, and if this book sells well I will write a second book lord willing.