My Terrifying, Shocking, Humiliating, Amazing Adventures In Online Dating

Book excerpt: “Fantastic” - The Telegraph “Extremely educational” - GQ “Funny and charming” - The Guardian “Intriguing and powerful” - BBC Radio 5 Live IS ONLINE DATING NOT WORKING for you? It may be because your profile pictures and bio are poorly executed, or because you do not know how to identity your best matches, or because you can’t be bothered to work harder or smarter at it, or because you are emotionally not ready to be Internet dating in the first place. Fix these things and you will boost your chances within online dating apps. My new Internet dating book will teach you the secrets and best practices you need to know to achieve this. Read it and learn the latest strategies, ideas, tips, research-based guidelines and innovations that will take your online dating bio to new levels of excellence. ONLINE DATING BOOK – ORIGINAL IDEAS My definitive guidebook will show you how to become an ‘emotional detective’ — by forensically analysing the clues and hidden messages within the words and photos online singles post in their dating app profiles you will learn to identify narcissists, liars and those concealing truths, BEFORE meeting them, saving you time and energy. BEST INTERNET DATING APP BIO TIPS My book will teach you how to create and optimise your online dating app profile to attract the best matches — revealing why you should never wear sunglasses in your image bio, why you should always smile and why you should always include a written summary. This guide details the essential rules of engagement and online etiquette that you need in order to successfully navigate the precarious landscape of Internet dating apps. BEST ONLINE DATING APP SITES – MEN AND WOMEN The narrative reviews the leading online dating sites, with guidelines about which apps to download, and which options are free or paid for. It also explains online dating terms such as ‘ghosting’, ‘benching’ and ‘catfishing’ — why they happen, and what you can do about them.

MY STORY ON ONLINE DATING APPS
The book profiles my time as an over-40s man engaged with online dating apps, during which period I was stood up, ghosted, verbally abused, propositioned for sex and asked to be a surrogate father to an unborn child. The lessons I learned have been encapsulated in this book for the benefit of men and women engaged with online dating sites and apps such as ‘Tinder’, ‘Bumble’, ‘Hinge’ and others, and who wish to avoid the first date mistakes that I made. STATE OF INTERNET DATE My book also provides an overview of Internet dating’s major issues, including;
• Why you have a less than 20 per cent chance of finding love online. • Why black women who seek love should never use ‘Tinder’. • Why all online dating apps should carry a government health warning. • Why Internet dating apps would prefer that you don’t find love. • Why 90 per cent of online daters may not actually want a relationship. TOP RATED READS FOR 2019/2020 FOR MEN & WOMEN This dating book is set to become the top recommended paperback for men and women on the subject of online romance. Whether we like it or not, the future of how people meet is digital, and so the sooner singles learn to master it by using my book, the better. If you change your approach you will get better matches that will bring you closer to finding what you are looking for. Get the book now, and start.