How Thony Stopped a War (and Fixed a Friendship)

Book excerpt: Runaway Prince Thony and his friends face an army of zombies created and controlled by an Evil Wizard and a vengeful Dark-elf who threaten the sanctity of the Fairy Wood. They must use pranks to save not only their world, but all the worlds in the universe. ********** Back Blurb: Thony’s Quest just gets more and more messed up. Forget about finding a princess and going home to save Aldyrwald. Now he and Amanita (who’s turned out to also be a runaway princess) are stuck trying to save all the worlds that are connected by the Fairy Wood from an army of zombies controlled by an Evil Wizard and a vengeful Dark-elf. For allies they have the undersized mercenary Dae Goldeneyes, the unicorn Twinklestar, a pack of street-kids, and a handful of grown-ups who think they know what they’re doing (but who all got themselves captured right off). And their only real resource is… their own skill at playing pranks… This epic fantasy explores the mysterious connections between Magick and Economics, Empire and Ethics, Friendship and Family… and of course, PRANKS! Want to start at the beginning? Book One of the Prankster Prince: Thony and the Much-Anticipated Adventure is available in print and eBook at all fine online retailers! ******** Teaser: “EEEEeeeek!” Amanita hid quickly to avoid being seen by someone running by – then peeked out as a sergeant and captain in Raven-soldier colors came out of a door down the hall. “You realize you’ve roused the entire garrison, Captain Fayorn,” the sergeant growled. “I can’t imagine His Sorcerousness is going to be particularly forgiving that you disturbed their rest because of a mouse.” “A rat,” Captain Fayorn corrected with a shudder as they stopped in front of another door. “Or so I thought at first. It wasn’t real. Someone was trying to rattle me.” The sergeant grunted. “I don’t suppose you were able to apprehend the culprit?” Fayorn flushed. “I most certainly did.” The sergeant entered the room and emerged moments later with a ‘rat’ in each of his massive paws. Thony and Dae, held in place by the scruffs of their collars. Thony looked chagrined; Dae, indignant. “Children?” Sergeant Sterevor said in amusement. “Go back to bed, sir. I’ll take care of this little rodent problem.” Captain Fayorn glared back at him, then stalked past and went back in his room, slamming the door behind him. The sergeant chuckled, letting go of his captives, but turning them so they both had to face him. “So, you’re the scoundrels who disturbed Captain Fayorn’s beauty sleep.” “Yup!” Dae said proudly. Thony groaned. “Hunh.” Sergeant Sterevor shooed the pair of them back down the corridor. They passed within inches of the darkened doorway where Amanita stood frozen.