Goodnight Trump

Book excerpt: In this lavish bedroomThere was a tableAnd a ratty toupeeAnd a painting of...Donald in tight gold lame'And a clueless young wife And a small painted elfA really dumb actressAnd Trumpkin himselfAnd a silly old fool And a ditsy buffoon.And a washed up child star who was not gone too soon.And a broom and the help and a book for a diet.And a clever old lady who's saying be quiet.Say goodnight and good riddance to Donald Trump with Goodnight Trump! Inspired by the politically charged climate of this election season, the author of the Dr. Seuss parody Oh, The Sh!t You Don't Know! has released a new book about the candidate that has everyone talking: Donald Trump. As every liberal-minded (and the occasional conservative) American knows, it is well past time to say goodnight to this brash, unqualified, and utterly un-presidential presidential candidate and all of his celebrity supporters. Antonio Carter does exactly this in his parody of Margaret Wise Brown's beloved picture book, Goodnight Moon.Public Figures parodied in this book:Donald TrumpMelania TrumpTila TequilaSarah PalinBen CarsonCandy CarsonAaron CarterStacey DashMike TysonJon VoightScott BaioOmarosaDennis Rodman***This book is a parody for adults and intended for entertainment purposes only.***