Florida Fart King

Book excerpt: Florida man is how this story begins. Makes his friends take smelly loud farts on the chin. Farting became the culture at his work. Sometimes for hours the smells would lurk. But this is a story that starts in a castle. And finishes deep down into the blast hole. Of a man they call the florida fart king. But first out loud the words he will sing. "what's my fart gonna sound like?" that's what he asks. Doin the dew guesses the sounds the kings ass.... Puurrrrtttt thhhhhttt. Will make when he farts but he's usually wrong. So then he must turn to the angry mong-. -golian to ask the exact same question of him. But nobody takes a fart on the chin. Better than burp queen. So she married him. The face frontal cam is how you will witness. The man who farts on the employees of his business. You can watch him fart on tiktok all day. His dogs can't even get away.