Elves Don't Fart

Book excerpt: While your elf on a shelf Sits in silence in the dark, Have you ever wondered If they'd wake you when they fart? This illustrated children's book is for all the little boys and girls that love Christmas, Santa and The Elves. In this telling, The Elves are instrumental in helping Santa deliver toys to all the children on Christmas Eve Night. You'll meet The Elves in the workshop at the North Pole, building toys for Christmas. You'll learn how they celebrate the wonderful season and prepare for their very busy night ahead. How do they do it all without ever being seen or heard? What if you have a creaky floor or a squeaky door? What if they trip and fall, what if they sneeze, what if they... fart?!? This story aims to resolve the urgent question - "what if an elf farts" - in our children's precious minds, while providing them opportunities to ask new, creative, and amusing ones. The story was inspired by a little girl who once posed this very question to her father, and the book chronicles his empirically correct response. To learn more and watch a reading of Elves Don't Fart, visit www.ronchance.com