Dr Burnorium's Compendium of Hot Sauces

Book excerpt: Come closer my friend; what's that you say? You like spicy food? You think you're pretty tough, can handle the hottest Mexican food, the fieriest curries? Well Sir, you ain't tried nothing until you've tried some of the sauces in Dr Burnorium's Compendium of Hot Sauces. Welcome to the wicked world of Dr Burnorium; a purveyor of pain, melter of faces, and leading expert when it comes to all things hot-sauce related. Having spent decades travelling the globe on a quest for the most potent peppers, the good doctor has personally tried and tested, collected, and collated a list of the finest, tastiest and, most importantly, hottest sauces around. Here, for the first time, he shares his favourites, ranging from the internal damnation offered by the Colon Cleaner, to the insane heat that emanates from his own evil creation: Psycho Juice. He'd like you to try them, enjoy them, and share them with friends; in fact with as many people as possible. Just don't come crying to him when they blow the roof of your mouth right off. The guide also contains reviews, tasting notes and the stories behind the sauces, as well as recipes and an explanation of the chillis that cause the pain. So what are you waiting for? Buy this now and taste some of the incredible sauces for yourself. Free your mind and your ass will most certainly follow.