Charlie and the Zombie Factory

Book excerpt: Experience the spine-chilling adventure of "Charlie and the Zombie Factory" as Zane Zago's renowned and enigmatic chocolate factory finally unveils its secrets! Prepare to be captivated by a tale where only five extraordinary chocolate sales experts gain coveted access to the prestigious Chocolate Salesman of the Year competition. Delve into the lives of the competitors, each with their unique strategies: Jacqueline, an alluring blonde who skillfully utilizes her charms to secure lucrative sales contracts; Devon Miles, a passionate golf enthusiast who shrewdly leverages his influential family connections for professional advancement. Witness the ruthless tactics of Agnes Ackerby, a cut-throat and deceitful individual willing to go to extreme lengths for a sale. Meet Harold Washington, a former high school football star who has ridden the coattails of his teenage fame for the past three decades. And last but not least, discover Charlie, Our Hero—a quick-witted, resourceful individual embodying bravery and integrity—thrust into the most unexpected and bloodcurdling competition of his lifetime. Uncover the hidden horrors that lie within the Zombie Factory, and join Charlie on a pulse-pounding journey that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Immerse yourself in this thrilling tale, filled with suspense, unexpected twists, and a fight for survival like no other. Don't miss your chance to explore the darkness that lurks behind the chocolate-coated facade in this must-read book that will keep you up at night. KEYWORDS: horror, horror mash up, mash up, mashup, dark humor, zombies, zombie, short story, short fiction, short horror, horror shorts, undead, halloween, halloween stories, novella, black humor, supernatural, paranormal, genetic engineering, science fiction, fantasy, mystery, occult, dystopian, gothic, funny, funny horror, dark fiction, tongue-in-cheek, ironic, irony, macabre, bloody, humorous horror, squid game Readers also enjoyed books by: david wong, jason pargin, chrissy peebles, kristie lynn higgins, zack parsons, r l stine, stephen king, dean koontz, joe hill, dan simmons, Christopher moore, charlaine harris, terry pratchett, mary janice davidson red gournelos, mark leslie, roald dahl, edgar allen poe, john omar larnell adams, colleen cross, jim butcher, kelley armstrong, sherriyn kenyon, l a banks, Allison brennan, heather graham, j a konrath, mark onspaugh, aaron polson, daniel pyle, kevin j anderson