Captain's Guide of What Not to Do in Church

Book excerpt: Sometimes when visiting a new place of worship, you just don't know what is acceptable behavior or unacceptable. Some things that normally go on in one church might never happen in another. That's where this book comes in; if you follow these easy instructions you will be safe in any church. The last thing you want to do is embarrass yourself and others by doing something that would offend others. Some things you shouldn't do are obvious, others are not. So study along with the Captain and find out how you can avoid being laughed at or possibly thrown out of church.