Bigfoot Declassified

Book excerpt: Bigfoot is Real... and quickly becoming a part of American Culture. This is the only approved government text (recently declassified) on understanding/controlling the Bigfoot creature. Learn how it all started and why this manual is a mandatory read. Learn new facts connected with the scientific validation of classic Bigfoot stories. Gain a complete understanding from recent studies conducted at a secure state-of-the-art natural habitat facility created specifically for Bigfoot. Find out about the BF Crippler, a powerful tool for teaching/controlling. Find out about the BF Juggernaut, a high-tech military transportation vehicle designed to obtain and transport the legendary creature. Find out what the government expects - and demands- of you in this pursuit for security and harmony between man and beast.