Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes

Book excerpt: The most comprehensive collection of football's hilarious comic offerings I couldn't settle in Italy--it was like living in a foreign country. --Ian Rush on life at Juventus I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great. --Ian Holloway No one can dispute that football has provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport--and this book documents them all. It is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some of the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul Gazza Gascoigne, and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused clichés, mangled metaphors, comic cusses, and idiotic insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations.