A Zombie Middle School Diary Trilogy (an Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen)

Book excerpt: GENRE: Children's Adventure (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen) Book 4: My Home Economics Teacher Is a Pigman My name is Ugh, and I'm just about to start my first year of middle school. This summer I had to go through some crazy summer school classes to even get to middle school. I don't exactly have the best reputation for showing up to class, which is how I got into that situation in the first place. This school year I'm going to work harder to do well in my classes, and to show up to them in general. Even though I don't plan on skipping every other class that I have, I still think that this school year is going to be crazy. I mean, I am going to a school full of monsters for teachers and students. Four of my best friends will be there to join me in everything that happens: Tibby, Snow, Will, and Grunt. I'm sure that we can do whatever we set our minds to when we stick together. I can't help but wonder what types of monsters I'll run into at my new middle school. All I know for sure is that I'll have a great time no matter what comes at me! Book 5: My English Substitute Teacher My name is Ugh, and I've just finished my first month of middle school. All of my summer school training couldn't prepare me for what I had to deal with. I had even more crazy teachers, including my home economics teacher, Mr. Nocab, who actually turned out to be a lot cooler than I would have expected. My friends are also the coolest people around. They are Tibby, Grunt, Will, and Snow. I had a lot of fun with them since I met them, and I'm sure that I'll have a lot of fun this month, too! One thing that I'm not looking forward to is a new substitute teacher that I heard about. He's going to be teaching for a whole month because our normal teacher is having a baby. He's a super old Zombie who I heard is really strict. I really doubt that he's going to make our English class super exciting. If it really stinks I might have to go back to my old ways of skipping class, but that's how I ended up in summer school last time, so I'll try my best to be cool and stay in class, but only if the teacher tries his best to be cool, too. I guess even if class is lame I'll have a lot of other cool stuff to do. Tibby just introduced me to one of her friends, so maybe I'll hang out with him sometime. This month already seems crazy, especially with Halloween and the school play coming up. There's so much going on, I just hope there's enough room in my diary to write all about it! Book 6: My Woodshop Teacher Is an Enderman My name is Ugh. I'm a Zombie and I go to an all-monster's middle school. It's actually my first year of middle school. Man, did I have to do a lot of hard work to even get into middle school, but that's a story for an older diary. Anyway, I heard that something exciting is going to happen this month. A guest presenter is going to come to school to teach a woodshop class. I think I'm going to join, but I'm going to wait until after the presentation to decide. I also want some of my friends to join. Grunt is my best friend. We get in a lot of trouble together, but that's what makes us such good friends. Tibby and Will are also great friends. I met them in a gym class last summer and we hang out a lot now. Snow is...I don't know how to describe her. I have a crush on her right now. I need to decide what to do about that, and fast! This month is going to be crazy, I just know it! I just hope that my friends and I can keep up! Author's Note: This short story is for your reading pleasure. The characters in this "Minecraft Adventure Series" such as Steve, Endermen or Herobrine...etc are based on the Minecraft Game coming from Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2013 Mojang / Notc