Sleep and Grow Rich

Book excerpt: Sleepers of the world, get rich! Ever wonder why the wealthiest fat cats always look so well-rested? It’s because they’ve unlocked the secrets of Sleep Economics—a revolutionary technique where your road to riches is paved in sumptuous silk sheets and the only “work” required is an enthusiastic embrace of slumber. I’m Dr. Somnus “Snoozy” Slumberton, trailblazer and high priest of this lucrative moolah-making universe. From the tale of Sleeping Beauty, who awoke to a kingdom’s worth of wealth, to the modern moguls who built empires in their sleep, this guide reveals how the art of dozing off can lead to financial and personal fulfillment. Together with my AI companion AIDEN, we’re tossing conventional business wisdom and the idea of hard work and replacing it with a new Sleep Economy—a future of infinite cash money belonging to those unafraid of drifting off into uncharted, unconscious waters, and we’re giving you the opportunity to get in on the bottom mattress—from manifesting multiple streams of REM-based income to multiple-level snoozer harvesting sanctuaries. Grab your favorite blankie, curl up in your coziest corner, and prepare to have your financial worldview turned upside down. Because in this snoozerverse, the road to riches is a slumberous one, and the only thing standing between you and untold wealth is a good night’s sleep.