Absurd Humor

Book excerpt: Take a trip through a random guy's mind to witness some of the most wacky observations in the world. From the increasingly insane to the blatantly bizarre. You're sure to get tangled in an endless spiderweb that one man weaved all by himself. Don't even try to escape his grasp. Because once he latches on he's like a rabid dog savagely searching for a treat in every dark corner in sight. But seriously he's a nice guy. Why not stop on by and see what the buzz is about? From this to that, to brains flowing through an hourglass, we got you covered. Welcome to thoughts made by millions of men embedded in one man's memory bank. They combined their will of inspiration inside of him and this book popped out. However you want to put it. It's way too crude. It's way too honest. It's way too absurd. So jump on in and see what the fuss is about. This is one jack wagon sure to send you soaring into the stars by blowing your mind more than its ever been blown before. Don't be shy. So step on in and walk on up. Buy your ticket and hop inside. It's time to get absurd and wiggle through this book like a worm. Dig hard.