HEROINE

Book excerpt: AUTHORISED & VETTED BY SAS/SBS, MI5/MI6 AND PM RISHI SUNAK FOR UK GOVERNMENT AND BY UN & ICJ, AT EASE NOW ICC CASE REPORT PUBLISHED HERE. PM RISHI SUNAK: ‘A BIG slot please to praise Alison’s tenacity holding firm as 001 SAS Sammie for sixty years now, THANK YOU! You are a long-range visionary to my girls who think your Treaty in UN banning nuclear weaponry is most striking thing I’ve ever supported, whoops-a daisy, I love you for this marvellous policy I have adopted officially! I support her plan for reformation of the House of Lords as well, we all agree privilege is outdated and plain wrong nowadays.’ ADMIRAL LORD RADAKIN: ‘Awarded 49 MCs, latest count! Mandatory to call her ‘heroine’, always, UN orders!First female UN-appointed UK Field Marshal in 2010, performs superbly in action! She’s ‘M.’ in jargon, unpaid.’ RAY STUBBS, TV Sports commentator: ‘WOW! Do not read if you think liars and cheats should win! I knew her on Calday/West Kirby State Grammar School bus and not only filmed her winning the Grand National secretly, but winning Gold Medals, the grand stand view is hers.’ TOM WHIPPLE, Science Editor, The Times: ‘It is the best book I ever read, volume 1 was unsurpassable to me until I read volume 2! Volume 3 was even better! And volume 4 made me eat my hat! Must be read by everyone!’