Presents the words and music--and varying forms of the name--of a classic camp song that dates at least from the 1940s.

Gert loves dirt. She rolls in it, digs in it, even tastes it. But one day, while she's making mud pies, all that dirt changes her. Gert sprouts leaves, grows ro

I just don't know what's going onOr why it has to beBut every day it's something worseWhat's happening to me?So begins this uproarious new story from the best-s

Although she sometimes resents her mother's work as a witch, a young girl decides to keep her mother just the way she is.